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How to participate:
1. Change your socks. (NO ARGYLE!)
2. Read the Gospel of Luke and select portions of Boethius’s Consolation of Philosophy. *
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* TRICK requirement. You should have ALREADY read those things!
** You must submit picture of tattoo for reward credit.